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This week is a bit different and it’s a pretty good story so I thought I’d share it with you. This is about a 5 minute read (maybe) and watch all the clips and decide for yourself. Let's dive in.

#FACTS

Bonjour, Pardonnez mon Français (Pardon my French). I’m fluent French, and while we’re on the subject Donald Trump is a hoe, and he is in the Epstein Files and the whole universe knows he’s a fcking buzzard. Im thinking about suing him myself, he owes me some money from a couple years ago.

TROUBLE IN PARIS

This has to be one of the most jaw-dropping stories ever. I am just the messenger. So listen, this story is according to Candace Owens. Do you know who Candace Owens is? Well she’s is in some shit right now, because she said somebody’s wife was a man like a lady, in other words a dude. But she is spitting some shit and I kinda like her, well not her but what she’s talking about.

THE RUNDOWN

You said what kind of shit is she in? Candace Owens is in some shit with the President of France and his wife and it’s so fcked up and they want her to shut the fck up so bad they told Trump on her. Candace received a phone call by Donald Trump to pipe down on the allegations against Brigitte Macron. The Macrons hired a private investigator to investigate her and they are suing her and shit for her statements about the First Lady of France. And she still won’t stop. I am reporting the story according to Candace Owens. This is very interesting. There’s a lot of creepy, freaky, shit going on. However, Candace does have proof. Hella sus, but I’m here for it.

THE TRANSVESTIGATION

The Main Characters: French President Emmanuel Macron, First Lady of France Brigitte Macron, Jean-Michel Trogneaux, Candace Owens.

According to Candace Owens, the French First Lady Brigitte Macron is not who she says she is. Brigitte, whose maiden name is Trogneaux, met her now husband President of France Emmanuel Macron when he was a student at Le Providence, a Catholic school in France, where she worked as a drama teacher. It’s alleged that when they met Brigitte was 39 and Macron was 15, and Brigitte is hella pissed this shot popped back up again, fcking with Candace Owens ass, cuz why are you bringing up old shit? So pay attention, and keep us its a lot.

ABOUT CANDACE OWENS

Candace Owens is a well known conservative commentator and author who’s made waves for her strong takes on race, culture, and politics. She first gained national attention as a passionate supporter of Donald Trump, often taking to the media to back his policies and defend him. Beyond her media presence, Candace co-founded the Blexit movement, which encourages Black Americans to reconsider their loyalty to the Democratic Party. She’s also a staple at conservative events an has built up a significant following for her outspoken style. Tap here to see clip

BRIGITTE MACRON

Who is Brigitte Macron? If you don’t know, Brigitte Macron is the First Lady of France who dominated the headlines clear across the globe back in May after she appeared to allegedly push the French President in the face as the couple arrived in Vietnam for the start of a Southeast Asia tour.

The video went viral on social media, in the video Brigitte shoved her husband, before he descended from the Presidential plane. Media played it off like she ain’t just mush his shit. Tap here to see clip. Allegations have resurfaced of the accusations of being Brigitte being a man, and people are on her head for being a pedophile accusations of strong arming her student now the French President Emmanuel Macron to be in a gay marriage. Tap here to see clip

I’m gasping and clutching my fcking pearls hella hard, like shut the fck up.

Brigitte is said to have been married to banker André-Louis Auzière, and the couple share three children, Sébastien Auzière, (born 1975) Laurence Auzière, (born 1977) and Auzière, (born 1984)

THE BEGINNING

According to Candace, Emmanuel Macron began dating Brigitte, who is 24 years his senior, when he was 16. If this is a fact, like Brigitte having a husband and kids, there would be family photos right, so all Brigitte has to do is show the pictures. Tap here to see clip

Macron’s parents believed their son was dating the teacher’s daughter, Laurence. Yes, Laurence. The truth was revealed through a family friend which shook the shit out of his parents, they were surprised. The Macrons decided to remove their son from school but he and Brigitte kept in touch while he was in college.

Macron and Brigitte eventually married in 2007 when he was 29 and she was 54. The new First Lady of France confirmed to Paris Match magazine last year that a determinedly romantic Macron had vowed to marry her when he was just 17 years old, promising to come back and find her after he was sent to the capital.

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

Brigitte Macron had filed a libel complaint against two women after they posted a YouTube video in December 2021, alleging she had once been a man named Jean-Michel. Two women, Amandine Roy and Natasha Rey, convicted of defaming French First Lady by saying she was ‘born a man’ have been cleared of charges. A Paris Appeal Court recently ruled that the clairvoyant and blogger had ‘every right’ to make the allegation.

However, a copy of the July 10th ruling seen by Reuters shows the Paris Court of Appeal acquitted two women of defaming Brigitte Macron. The court did not rule on the truth of the claims about her gender.

Delphine Jegousse and Nathalie Rey had claimed, in a video published in December 2021, that Brigitte macron was a transgender woman born a man, originally called Jean-Michel Trogneaux. That is also the name of her real brother, who was a co-plaintiff in the case. Despite a libel complaint, two women convicted of defamation were cleared on appeal, further fueling speculation. The controversy extends to a book. Crazy, let’s see, tap this clip

BECOMING BRIGITTE

Defamation on Emmanuel Macron’s wife Brigitte has circulated on social media with the claims that she was born the male Jean-Michel Trogneaux, which she says is her brother a totally separate person. She has been attacked over the age difference with Macron. Brigitte, has been the subject of of allegations including gender-identity.

A controversial book named “Becoming Brigitte,” published by journalist Xavier Poussard, has also become the breeding ground for conspiracy theories. Candace Owens posted on X, “It was never defamation. It was a witch hunt. Legally speaking, the only proof Brigitte Macron is a woman is her word that she is. There is tons of proof however, that she lived as a man before “becoming Brigitte.

JEAN-MICHEL TROGNEAUX

Multiple sources confirm that Brigitte Macron does have a brother named Jean-Michel Trogneaux. He is 80 years old and lives in Amiens, France, where he grew up with Brigitte and four other siblings in a family known for its chocolate business.

The existence of Brigitte Macron’s brother has unfortunately been entangled in an alleged baseless conspiracy theory that Brigitte Macron was born a man and is allegedly in fact her brother, Jean-Michel Trogneaux. This claim is alleged to be false and without any evidence. Brigitte and her brother have taken legal action against those who have spread these defamatory rumors. Tap for clip

WHO IS WHO

Candace says to Brigitte Macron “You were born a man, you will die a man. According to Candace, Emmanuel Macron is in a gay marriage. Talking about an old photo he says that both Jean-Michel and Brigitte have the same exact teeth, face, and build, they even wear the same type of glasses. The brother Macron is saying is Jean-Michel is clearly not, because that brother is now a woman Brigitte Macron. This could be true or a nothing burger? Tap here to see clip

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FINAL THOUGHT

Listen, Candace Owens is doing her thing and it’s funny. But in all actuality do you give a fck? Hella people are gay, it’s their prerogative and freedom to do so. Trump fcked everything up when he became the infamous self proclaimed p*ssy grabber, and what president tweets dumb, childish shit on X. I guess times are different. It sucks.

Now we have Porn Star Prime Ministers, and presidents that were victims of pedophilia, domestic violence and spousal abuse caught on video and denied as what it is or smoothed over. What is going on in the world? What happened to humanity, peace and compassion? What the world needs right now is love, that’s it, where are the Peace Makers?

Brigitte Macron is in France, and she’s a boy. Well lah dee dah, big fcking deal, who gives a fck? If they control their own lives as strict as they try to make us, this type of exposure can be avoided. We give zero fcks about what people do in their life, that’s why they be mad they want attention. Just live your life, and mind your own business. The anxiety of all this shit. Whew!

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