This Week’s Topic : F*ck 2024 & Anxiety! Cheers To The New Year!
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NYE
Hey F*ckr, Happy New Year! This was a long ahh M and F’ing year, so excited for the New Year, so many new projects coming out so stay locked in we cannot wait until 2025. Thank you all for rocking with us.
Cheers to the New Year : Your Essential NYE Menu for Good Luck and Celebration
The champagne you toast with on NYE can be anything it does not have to be Dom Pérignon Rosé Gold Methuselah, so don’t f*ck yourself on Day 1 okay, inflation is already doing that. Issa celebration, so everybody is already lit by the time the countdown rolls around anyways. You don’t even have to have real champagne to toast, you’re good with any drink in your hand (think about the kids) here are some good ideas :
Sparkling Apple Juice
Sparkling Lemonade
Sparkling Grape Juice
Sparkling Water
Y’all be safe out there, you hear! Don’t smoke too much, don’t drink too much, and definitely don’t drive.
TOP 5
Ring in the Abundance : 5 Must-Have NYE Foods for the Perfect Prosperity Plate
We all know there’s rules to this shihh. No matter how old you are you have to get at least a spoonful or make a plate of these 5 items. For a New Year’s Eve menu that brings your family and friends good luck, wealth and abundance add these 5 must-have foods:
Black-Eye Peas
Collard Greens
Cornbread
Fish
12 Grapes
*Reminder : Don’t forget to have some cash shmoney in your pocket (just like a couple bucks $2 or sumpin) for the first time you walk through the front door so you don’t be broke as f*ck bringing in 2025. Why? Cuz your Granny said so that’s why. We did not make this up.
HOW-TO GUIDE
How-To: A New Year’s Resolutions Guide For Dummies
3 easy f*ck up proof ways to make resolutions for the New Year:
-Make a "Stop Doing" List: Identify habits or behaviors that are holding you back and resolve to stop doing them. For example, "I will stop checking my phone first thing in the morning" or "I will stop procrastinating on Mondays."
-Create an "Environment for Success": Set up your environment to support your resolutions. For example, if you want to start a meditation practice, create a peaceful and quiet space in your home for meditation. If you want to start cooking more, clear out your kitchen and stock it with healthy ingredients.
-Make a "Why" List: Connect with the reasons behind your resolutions. Why is this goal important to you? What will achieving it mean for your life? Writing down your "why" can help you stay motivated and focused on your goals.
Be better this year, promise yourself. Only YOU can F*CK this up!