This Week’s Topic: This Is Halloween! This Is Halloween! This Is Halloween!

Halloween is supposed to be spooky, but your anxiety doesn't have to be the main attraction. You don't have to attend every party, impress everybody, spend a fortune, or participate in anything that makes you uncomfortable. Enjoy the treats, skip the tricks, or not that’s your business but don't let anxiety steal your Halloween. Did I say fck cancer? Oh, well…Fck cancer and clowns.

A FUN REMINDER:

Reminder: Got teenagers? 15, 16, whatever! Costume up and say “Trick or Treat!” No costume, no candy! Grown-ass folks, buy your own damn bag. This is for the kids! No pranks either, parents are outside, and everybody ain't friendly, they ready to throw some hands, watch it, and brush your teeth.

DIY COSTUMES

Here are 2 funny, inexpensive DIY Halloween costumes that'll have people weak (laughing).

1. Cereal Killer

• Black shirt and pants.

• Glue mini cereal boxes onto your shirt.

• Add plastic knives and fake blood.

The breakfast murderer.

2. Identity Theft

• Wear a plain shirt.

• Cover it with different name tags.

• Write random names on them.

Because apparently, you're everybody.

*My pick? Cereal Killer. It's cheap, hilarious, and guaranteed to get a few laughs.

HALLOWEEN COMMANDMENTS:

The 3 Halloween Commandments:

1. Thou Shalt Have Fun! Leave your stress at the door. Laugh loud, dress crazy, dance freely, and enjoy yourself.

2. Thou Shalt Not Break the Bank! Costumes, candy, and decorations don't require a second mortgage. Creativity beats expensive every time.

3. Thou Shalt Protect Thy Peace! Respect boundaries, watch your surroundings, enjoy responsibly, and don't let anybody bring spooky bad energy.

FOR YOUR SAFETY

Safety Tip: Stay aware of your surroundings. Keep children close, use well-lit routes, watch for traffic, inspect all candy given by houses and never sacrifice safety for Halloween fun.

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